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Gauge: Railroad to Chariots

Next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse’s rear came up with it The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4  feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?  Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the US railroads  were built […]

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Monday Humor

Monday, hopeful this week will be a nice one with little to no crazy.  Last week was  something else.  Everything from  old west style stand offs in Nevada to weird chemicals in sandwich making restaurant chains  bread to my having breathing difficulty and cramps in both legs.  People tend to go on emotions and so […]

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20 Things You Did Not Know About Death

No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow ~ Euripes  A while back I was diagnosed with lung disease. I decided I wasn’t going to sit back and go belly up. I was not ready to kick the bucket yet. In fact I decided to make me a bucket list, get […]

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Strange Facts About Men

  STRANGE FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN 1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, […]

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Things That Never Happen In Star Trek

Things That Never Happen In Star Trek Author unknown The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered before. The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists who are all perfectly all right. The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden like planet called Paradise, where everyone […]

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Female Stages of Life

FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser           AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to colour my […]

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Male Stages of Life

MALE STAGES OF LIFE           AGE DRINK 17      beer 25      vodka 35 scotch 48 double scotch 66 Maalox           AGE PICK-UP LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancée is away for the weekend. […]

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Aliens

During my travels this last week, we saw the signs for Alien Fresh Jerky located in Baker, Ca. So, of course after the umpteenth billboard, we were suckered into visiting. Well, I for one am glad I did. I now have proof positive of  Alien Life caught on video. The first part of the video […]

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Happy Fourth of July

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The Longest Joke In The World

I WAS SURFING THE NET FOR SO LONG, I  REACHED THE END OF THE INTERNET AND FOUND THIS “THE LONGEST JOKE IN THE WORLD” JOKE THERE. Lost in the Desert (Author unknown) So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great […]