Male Stages of Life
MALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 vodka
35 scotch
48 double scotch
66 Maalox
AGE PICK-UP LINE
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.
AGE FAVORITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping
| AGE | FAVORITE FANTASY |
| 17 | getting to third |
| 25 | airplane sex |
| 35 | ménage à trois |
| 48 | taking the company public |
| 66 | Swiss maid/Nazi love slave |
AGE HOUSE PET
17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 German Shepherd
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi
| AGE | WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? |
| 17 | 25 |
| 25 | 35 |
| 35 | 48 |
| 48 | 66 |
| 66 | 17 |
(source: http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/male-stages-of-life/)
