September 24, 2013 • A day in the life

5 things You Can Buy On Ebay

I hardly ever go to ebay to buy stuff.  When I do I am looking for a specific Item, like some jewelry tool or something for  some craft I am currently involved in. Sometimes I go to buy books or games. I NEVER go just to browse. Until today. Today I was bored while waiting for the AAA guy to come change out my batteryin my car I started just browsing Ebay. OK there is some odd stuff for sale. Some guy was selling Cheetos he claimed look like stuff. I think he is smoking something. I did not see The Beatles Abbey Road in that there Cheetos.  There is a ton of stuff like that. Here I highlighted 5 of them. I literally copied and pasted each item. You can also click on the title of each one and go see the pricing if you need one of these things.

1) 

Exfoliating Facial Mitt -Charcoal- Recycled

QTY 1 “PERFECT” HANDFUL BOOBIE COFFEE CREAMER NOTHING STARTS THE DAY OFF BETTER THAN A BOOBIE AND A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE THE “PERFECT” HANDFUL OF BOOBIE COFFEE CREAMER WILL SQUIRT MILK, CREAMER, ETC INTO YOUR FAVORITE CUP OF JOE, TEA OR BEVERAGE OF CHOICETHE FLEXIBLE HANDFUL BOOBIE CREAMER HAS A PERKY NIPPLE THAT SQUIRTS LIQUID OUT WHEN SQUEEZED, BUT REMEMBER JUST LIKE THE REAL THING DON’T SQUEEZE TOO HARD AS IT IS NOT INDESTRUCTIBLE

3.)

Hot Sizzling Thick Cut Bacon Meat Lovers Wallet

NOW YOU HAVE PROOF THAT YOU REALLY DO BRING HOME THE BACON*

THIS IS A GREAT WALLET FOR ANY  MEAT LOVER (MEATATARIAN) OR ULTIMATE BACONNOISSEUR

• BE THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR AREA WITH THIS UNIQUE WALLET
• PERFECT GIFT FOR ANY BUTCHER OR CATTLE RANCHER
• THE BACON WALLET IS A GOOD CONVERSATIONAL PIECE
• BACON WALLET MAKES A NICE GIFT
• FUN NOVELTY ITEM

IT IS VERY FUNCTIONAL WITH SEVERAL POCKETS FOR YOUR CREDIT CARDS AND EVEN A POCKET DEVIDER FOR YOUR BILLSTHE BACON WALLET IS NOT GENUINE LEATHER, IT IS MORE OF A FAUX LEATHER BUT IS STILL VERY DURABLE, SOFT AND EASY TO CLEAN

*QUICK NOTE* SADLY WALLET DOES NOT SMELL LIKE BACON

(Well, then why bother)

4)

REAL-AUTHENTIC Whole FROG PURSE/POUCH

DESCRIPTION

Very very unusual item. This is a bag/purse made from a tanned whole frog. It is brown in color and approximately 3 1/2″ x 9 1/2-10 1/2″

 in size with a long strap. It is a very unique item.  The skin of the toad / frog is durable and flexible. After the tanning process it retains these qualities but also becomes sturdier and firmer.

5)

 3x Unique New Capsule Pen Odd Novelty Different great kids gift idea free ship

Brand New weird capsule ball pen

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