Court Statements (funny)

  Actual statements made in court … Judge: I know you, don’t I? Defendant: Uh, yes. Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you? Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you? Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me. Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From a defendant representing himself… Defendant: Did…

Children’s View Of Love and Marriage

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? “Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other.” (Judy, 8) “Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” (Tommy, 5) WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? “On the first date, they just tell…

The Longest Joke In The World Part 1

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the World’s Longest Joke. It is 10,840 words long and is awesome if you have the patience to read it all the way through. Unfortunately after much searching, I was unable to find the original author. It is too long for one post so I shall break it up. So, there’s a man…

Happy Animals

When us humans are happy we smile, we laugh, we clap our hands, sometimes we jump for joy. We as a species can be very expressive in our happiness. Can other species express happiness? Some scientists say yes, where many others say that we are anthropomorphising the animals, that is giving them human qualities they do not have. I believe, however, that…