Real Women Do Things A Little Differently

 

Some useful advice from “Creative Humor at Work: Living the Humor Perspective” by Sandra Meggert, Ph.D. (2008):

Ladies–If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix-me-up.
Real Woman-– If you over-salt a dish while cooking, that’s just too bad. Pleace recite with me, The Real Women’s motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.

Ladies–Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Woman–Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill, and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

Ladies–Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Woman–Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Ladies–When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there wont be any white mess on the inside of your cake.
Real Woman–Go to the bakery–they’ll even decorate it for you.

Ladies–If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Woman–Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

Ladies–Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Woman–Leftover wine?