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School Closed Three Times Due to Spiders

Montgomery Elementary School in Mercersburg, Pennsylvania has closed not once, not twice but three times due to venomous spiders being found.  The spider, a Brown Recluse, was found on Tuesday and the Tuscarora School District decided to close the school after meeting with their pest control people  Last year , the spiders were found in the boiler room and the lunch room. The Brown recluse Spider is not native to the area. according to Steve Miller, of Home Paramount Pest Control, the spider bite is painless but can leave an ulcer. (I don’t know, would seem to me that they need a different pest guy.) 

Read More: http://1010wcsi.com/penn-school-closes-after-venomous-spiders-found-for-a-3rd-time/

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Man found With Eyeballs In Anal Cavity

A  Casper, Wyoming man was stopped by police for suspected DUI. When 51 year old butcher  Roy Tilbott stepped out of his El Camino Several eyeballs rolled out of his pants legs.  Of course, the officers were a bit nervous they may have a murderer on their hands quickly cuffed Tilbott. Tilbott assured the officers that the eyeballs were not human but were, in fact, cow eyes. He claimed he liked the taste of cows eyes and the only way to get them from his job as butcher for  Johnson Meats. He claimed the company was wasteful and threw out the parts  that were typically considered scraps. So he smuggled out the eyeballs in his anal cavity. There were 30 eyeballs in all.  Tilbott was arrested for DUI, but the cops are unsure whether to arrest him for theft of the bovine peepers. They were waiting to talk to his employers first.

Read More: http://www.nymeta.co/wyoming-man-eyeballs-cavity/

(editors note: Turns out that this is not a true story, but oh how we wish it were. Sorry for lack of due diligence on this one)

This man attempted to rob a Subway in Coventry, Rhode Island. | Credit: Coventry Police Department

This man attempted to rob a Subway in Coventry, Rhode Island. | Credit: Coventry Police Department

Robber Ignored, Leaves Empty Handed

What do you do when confronted by a robber? Well, a Sandwich Artist in a Subway just ignored the man.  The Subway is located in in Coventry, Rhode Island. The would be robber entered  with a plastic bag around the bottom half of his face. He demanded cash, but there was no response.  Ignored, the man finally left. He is still at large still at large, according to Rhode Island Most Wanted. Anyone with information on the case is asked to call Coventry Police Detective Michael Pacheco at 401-825-6341.

Read More: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/subway-sandwich-artists-ignore-robber_55bb7046e4b0d4f33a024ebc?utm_hp_ref=weird-news