News You May Have Missed 09/05 to 09/11

The world’s greatest escape was pulled of by two Russian Kindergartners.They had planned their escape for days. The boys dug a digging a hole under a fence using spades from the sandpit. They wiggled under the fence and then walked the mile to a luxury car dealership. When they arrived, a female driver noticed them and asked what they were doing. The two youngsters informed her that they had come to buy a Jaguar, but did not have any money. the female drove them to the police station where they were reunited with their kindergarten class, sans Jaguar.

Read More: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/08/russian-5-year-olds-tunneled-out-nursery-jaguar-sports-car

 

The tea towel that had to be censored Photo: Ross Parry / SWNS / Dominic Greyer

The tea towel that had to be censored Photo: Ross Parry / SWNS / Dominic Greyer

RUDE BRITANNIA

When the Ladies of the Woman’s Institute ran across best selling Author Dominic Greyer booth, they were agahast.  The Author said the organisers of the WI’s Centennial Fair in the spa town of Harrogate, North Yorkshire, asked him to cover up  “offending” mugs and tea towels.. turns out that all of his gear, mugs, tea towels greeting cards were sporting pictures of towns one could find throught the countryside. He used stickers and brown paper to cover them up, cuasing them to look as if he was selling pornography. The towns in question? Well those included,Sandy Balls, Wetwang, Cockermouth, Three Cocks, Twatt, Bell End, Slack Bottom, Butts View, Cocking, Minge Lane, Juggs Lane, Furry Way and Rings End. The Author compied but was rather amused by the whole thing.

“It was pretty farcical – it was like I was running an adult shop.”I had to cover up what on paper seem like rude names but, in context, are real places from around the UK.”

Read More: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11856520/Wetwang-Cockermouth-and-Bell-End-Place-names-too-rude-to-be-viewed-at-Womens-Institute

 

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GIANT CRABS INVADE CENTRAL FLORIDA

A foot and half wide, digging burrows the size of a large mans hand, the giant land crabs of Central Florida are out and about looking for mates and spawning in the ocean.  They can be quite intimidating with their size, but if left alone they are not aggressive. If one is quiet, in fact, you can watch them go about their daily business. The best place to find them is at the Barrier Island Sanctuary. Unfortunately, those not living in the Sancutuary can be found in people’s back yards,  garages and smashed on the interstate. It is daily on the news about being careful while driving becuase of the crabs. According to Nichole Perna, with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, says the crabs are tasty but she does not recommend chasing them down and trying to grab them. It is illegal to remove them from the sanctuary.