Male Stages of Life

MALE STAGES OF LIFE

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AGE DRINK
17      beer
25      vodka
35 scotch
48 double scotch
66 Maalox
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AGE PICK-UP LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.

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AGE FAVORITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping
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AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 ménage à trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

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AGE HOUSE PET
17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 German Shepherd
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi

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AGE WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17

 

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(source: http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/male-stages-of-life/)