Learn A New Word
STUDIES say that one of the ways to keep your brain sharp and alert is to learn something new everyday. New, like a word. And studies as in I have never seen aforementioned study, but I hear a lot of people say that so I put it in the beginning to make it sound like I knew something. Did it work? Am I now a trusted source? No? Hmmm..I did write this in an Upper Class English Accent. Bet that did they trick, huh? Now that I have established my authority and you are eager to learn a new word, I give you this list.
A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Where some hemlines fall.
The act of torching a mortgage.
What a crook sees with.
A short, ugly inmate.
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
What an English barber does for a living.
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank left’ bangk’:
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
How golfers create divots.
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
A helper on the farm.
What penguins and white bears see with.
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
What trees do in the spring.
What you do to relax your wife.
Describes 200 pounds in a size two.
What the owner of a seafood store does.
A guy, that works on one of those submarines.
Bringing litigation against a government official
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