Stupid Guy Thing Day

Guess what. Exactly 3 days after we celebrate how great dads are, we rush right into how stupid guys can be. That is correct. June 22 is Stupid Guy Thing Day.  I do not know how this day got started. I mean, do guys really do stupid things? I dunno. My man does some really great things.  I think many…

Bathroom Poetry

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We have all done this. Gone into a public bathroom and while sitting there, read the walls. Most of the stuff is silly or  love stories. Billy loves Edna. Sally. Megan. F*ck You, Billy , Sally. For a good time call 555-665-7890. There are disturbing declarations like Jesus is watching or I am going to kill Billy or Edna can kiss my ass. There are the…

Court Statements (funny)

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  Actual statements made in court … Judge: I know you, don’t I? Defendant: Uh, yes. Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you? Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you? Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me. Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From a defendant representing himself… Defendant: Did…