The worlds Longest Joke Part 2

“Yeah, right. So, tell me all of these wonderful secrets that I now qualify to hear,” answered Jack. “Ok,” said Nate. “Do you want to ask questions first, or do you want me to just start talking?” “Just talk,” said Jack. “I’ll sit here and try to not think about food.” “We could go try to rustle up some food…

The Longest Joke In The World Part 1

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the World’s Longest Joke. It is 10,840 words long and is awesome if you have the patience to read it all the way through. Unfortunately after much searching, I was unable to find the original author. It is too long for one post so I shall break it up. So, there’s a man…