Bathroom Poetry

We have all done this. Gone into a public bathroom and while sitting there, read the walls. Most of the stuff is silly or  love stories. Billy loves Edna. Sally. Megan. F*ck You, Billy , Sally. For a good time call 555-665-7890. There are disturbing declarations like Jesus is watching or I am going to kill Billy or Edna can kiss my ass. There are the ever popular  proclamations about previous customers.  Jimmy was here. Sometimes it gets really different and you get to know who was there before you and where they were from. John and Cindy Georgia 2014!
There are, however, those who are true poets. People with the gift of verse. those who can entertain you while you sit there, perhaps even inspire you to finish your business.  well I have been reading them from all over the internet (because people like gathering these things) and here are some of my favorites. Oh Yeah, writing on bathrooms walls that do not belong to you is illegal. You are defacing someone else’s property and they have every right to charge for the damage and have you arrested. Ok? So don’t do it.Flush-Funny-Bathroom-Sign-S-5610

Beauty is only a light switch away.
I’ve decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
a0fef5cd571798f02d0354c4bb6c834fGod is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
You’re too good for him.
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
“It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.”
Don’t eat the white mint.
Our buttcheeks have touched the same seat, we are brothers, we are one.
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.restroomadvice