The Longest Joke In The World

I WAS SURFING THE NET FOR SO LONG, I  REACHED THE END OF THE INTERNET AND FOUND THIS “THE LONGEST JOKE IN THE WORLD” JOKE THERE. Lost in the Desert (Author unknown) So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands…

Shingle Mill

When I was young I worked at a Shingle Mill. My job at the Shingle Mill was to trim and bundle the shingles. The trimmer was basically a giant sharp paper cutter looking thing. I put the shingle into the Machine until it stopped, stomped on the pedal and walla! Perfect shingle. I would put that perfect shingle into a…